This is a crowd-funded t-shirt campaign hosted by my brother to help him earn money for pilot’s training. There are a number of different styles and options, which are all pretty awesome. Below are the examples and links. The first editions will only be up for a few weeks and they need a certain amount of reserves to be printed, so even if you can’t get any yourself please reblog to let others know about them! Thank you on behalf of my brother and me!
So this general guy, I think his name was Summers, was negotiating with a king over something. Me and two of my sisters were there. After the negotiations concluded, for some reason the king was giving us a ride home. The king was driving and his wife was sitting in the passenger seat, and we were in a bus of some sort. I was seated right behind the king. He was actually taking me and my sisters hostage. The king is going on about how stupid the general is, and then I said something that was agreeing with him. He turned right around and looked at me.
“You’re very pretty, for a girl,” he said.
“Ah… thank you?” I replied.
His wife reached over and smacked his arm. “Watch the road.”
So then the king made me slide to the edge of the bench and sit a certain way in order for him to keep talking to me. We got to our destination, and the first thing I saw were these giant bush sculptures in the shapes of castles and dragons. It was very beautiful, and there were white and gold balloons strung up everywhere in a wedding style.
Crap, I thought, He’s gonna make me marry him!
Fortunately, we pulled into a driveway beside this place and it turns out that that place was a mini golf course. So we stop and me and my sisters are taken to a building that is like a cross between a factory and a dollar store. My sisters are going to be servants, but the king likes me so I’m not. I don’t know what I am going to be, actually, because I wasn’t told. Probably his mistress, come to think of it. Anyway, we’re each given Sharpies, which my oldest sister takes and puts down and we all head for the door, intending to escape. I stopped them.
“Wait,” I said. “If we try to escape we’ll just be caught and then we won’t be able to escape later.”
“Just because you’re pregnant doesn’t mean we have to stay,” my oldest sister said.
“I’m not pregnant,” I protested, because I wasn’t.
“Yes you are,” my sisters told me.
I hung my head. “Yes I am.” Because now I’ve realized I’m pregnant with the king’s child.
Later, we’re gathering supplies to escape with and I give my sisters these pens with flashlights on them while I have a great big flashlight myself. Some dude takes the pens from my sisters because they could be used to escape.
“Uh, excuse me,” I said, smacking him across the face. “I gave them those!”
And then my alarm went off and I don’t know if we were going to escape or not.
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I’m taking a creative writing class in uni and I have my first 2 assignments done but I don’t know what my third assignment will be. I want it to be funny/silly/more upbeat but all my ideas just keep getting bigger, too big for a 3000-6000 word short story.
I really really want to spend $500 dollars on a dress, probably a wedding dress. I also want a wedding dress right now even though marriage isn’t anywhere in sight.
I once tried to trade a cow tooth for a diamond ring from the Tooth Fairy. I wrote a note and everything. I got no response, and that’s when I stopped believing in the tooth fairy. She could have at least told me no!
I am sort-of self-taught in crocheting, and I really enjoy it. I’ve only made one blanket, two hats, and three Cuddle Avengers for myself at the moment, though. I’ve made in total 10 afgahns, many hats/scarves, mittens, bags, and a pair of socks that I can remember at the moment. I’m currently putting hair on Natasha Romanoff/ The Black Cuddler.
I have 8 novel-length works completed. Two were part of a triology mostly written with a friend that’s been abandoned, three are a vampire trilogy that needs to be condesned into 1 book with all the fat trimmed off it. One is a stand-alone that needs a lot of editing. The other two are part of a series that will end up being 6 books. I also have a lot of novel ideas that aren’t written yet.
I was with a bunch of witches/wizards preparing to battle against an alien invasion. The aliens where crablike only more dexterous and they were a funny beige colour. So me and these witches/wizards, of whom I was the leader, were in a two-story house that was painted a dusky blue with white trimming. We had a bunch on children in there as well, as we stuffed them all into a closet to keep them out of the fighting. I sent various witches/wizards outside to set up a parameter and prepare for the attack.
And then I realised that the children’s closet was connected to the outside through a ventilation shaft. I burst into the closet just in time to see an appendage of an alien come out of the shaft. I used a spell to repel it, and then because I was a Jedi too, I used the force to wipe the memory of this shaft from all the aliens and set up defensive spells so nobody could get through.
Then all of a sudden I was standing outside, preparing for the battle. A ghost and skeleton were with me. And Voldemort was standing just outside the house, chatting with the alien commander about the best way of breaching our defenses. I turned myself invisible so I could creep up and hear what they were saying. The ghost and Skeleton glanced at each other and went trotting after me, both grinning like idiots and swaying from side to side like how a puppy’s tail wags. I stopped them and told them to go back. They did, still wagging.
And then I woke up.